Thats Me In The Corner

Oh My God. Don’t look at me like that. I know I have been a sucker when it comes to blogging. Yeah, I am one lazy bastard. Or I would rather call myself the biggest procrastinator of the world.

Only a few days back did I realize that I own a blog of my own after receiving a few threatning calls saying they’ll cut my arms and legs, rape me brutally and then leave me to die if I don’t update my blog soon. Now, I would obviously won’t welcome that kind of treatment and here I am .

Firstly, a very happy new year and all the other zillion festivals between November 21st and today to the suckers who aren’t in touch with me .

2006 from the very beginning has been a bitch for me. Firstly, the incident on 31st . I can’t possibly clearly state what happened on 31st december as that can put me into a very big trouble ( my parents read my blog )but to all the carrot heads who still aren’t in the right mind if I am sane or not I have a message for them – “Assholes, I was only drunk. Stop calling me about it. Its already more a month”. After this comes my pre boards. Trust me they sucked like anything. 23 days left for ‘Boards’ and I am spending more time counting days than studying. A hell lot of pressure and tension to go through .
As if this wasn’t enough my best friend is angry with me for an unknown reason. If she’s reading this I would like to say I am extremely sorry if I have hurt you and that wouldn’t be repeated. Atleast tell me the reason. (Others don’t ask me about it. Its personal. Huh .. are you supposed to write personal things in your blog ?)

Now, guys guys guys. Stop bugging me about updating my blog. Its my fucking blog and I am fucking responsible for it. And I will update it only when I am in the right mood. So mind your own businesses . Just read whats going on with my life. Atleast feel pity for me and transfer a few dollars in my paypal (chinmay.d@gmail.com). I can use a holiday you see. Thats enough of whining for now. See ya guys later. Bbye.

Yesterday my computer had gone totally weird. May be it was protesting for a weekend leave as I have been overusing it for quite sometime now. I have no idea what made it deport in such unearthly manner but it was a real terrifying experience. Well, a lot of people with eccentric tech know how must be visiting my blog and may be they’ll be able to explicate the matter.

It must be some 9:00 a.m. in the morning that I logged into Yahoo Messenger and started a conference as usual. It was after sometime that I found out a lot of buttons in my keyboard weren’t working. I had a bad time in the conference and I almost considered buying a new keyboard. Now again there were uncanny combination of keys that weren’t working i.e. keys on the extreme left and on the extreme light . I was like really fuddled with it and left my computer for some 3-4 hours. It was when I sat on the comp with almost no hope I found out that all the keys were working perfectly. Eldritch, ain’t it ?

I hadnt gotten over this experience that my Samsung Optical Mouse started givin me shocks . I had been chatting on the net for the whole day and suddenly out of nowhere this mouse gives me shocks. This was when I thought am I inebriated?

The only possible logic that I could concoct from the two situations was that possibly my peripherals were in the vicinity of water. It could be only water which could make the keyboard stop working and when it dried the key board must have come to life. Also, the water must have conducted current from the internals of mouse . But I can ascertain you that I don’t let water or any other liquid reach near my computer table. Nor am I careless enough to operate the mouse with wet hands. Dude, I smell rats .

Wait, this wasn’t all I had to take. It was at around 11:00 p.m. when my monitor started to go shades of green. No, it wasn’t that greenish effects made by speakers or any magnetic field near the monitor. The whole monitor displaying area went uniformly greena and the screen was flickering a bit.

This green monitor syndrome is till stuck with my computer while my mouse and keyboard are working just fine. Now, I was just wondering if any levelheaded and well-informed person can explain me the possible scientific or acceptable reasoning regarding this. My computer is dearest to me and I literally go nostalgic when I have to stay away from it for a long time . I just hope there isn’t mephistophelean soul trying to overpower me by exploiting my weakness for my ‘compy’

Okay! I know you know that my previous post is a copy/paste from the other temporary blog and my friends would have definitely bolted me down if I hadn’t written this post soon .

Anyways, I bought (well, that would be an euphemism for stolen ) this new domain for my blog finally and I am pretty pleased on the idea of owning a domain. Also, I got hold of an exceptionally good package of web-hosting from www.itauro.com (don’t ask me how ). Then, I also got hold of this theme which I found really clean and easy on eyes. So its party time .

Now for some rules in my blog . Yeah, I know half of you people are gonna think thats a totally dumb idea and the other half will think I am an immature kiddo. Well, all I gotta say is I don’t care.

Firstly, profanities. Yeah, I guess all of you are aware of how much I love to abuse . So, an asshole in my blog will be an asshole and not an a****** . Damn, only yesterday did I give the link to my dad and I just hope this is not my last post or I am not grounded for the next few years .

Secondly, I think I should make it clear that it is not a TECH blog. Yeah, it is my personal blog where you won’t be expecting tech stuffs and reviews so people those who browse blogs for the very purpose can stay away. No, I am not saying that I would strictly refrain from posting such stuffs but that wouldn’t be often.

Lastly, since my exams are close don’t expect me to blog regularly.

So, all I gotta say is my blog is live now and don’t expect it to go down anymore. Keep coming back and you can comment down there if you feel like reciprocating .

Yeah, it is up and running again. But I have lost all my previous posts. Stupid me and my computer. Firstly I resorted to an unreliable host which used to provide me a hosting for spamming their forums . Then I ignored the two mail warnings they sent about my account gonna be removed for the inactivity in their forums. Then I took the back-up in the root drive . Yeah, I need to keep formatting my root drive because I keep messing up my OS. Okay, there is no use crying over spilt milk and whining on my blog won’t earn me good reps either. Wait, didn’t I start a blog for the very purpose . Anyway, I am haapy that I got hold of a wordpress.com invite and my blog is up and running again. This wordpress.com service isn’t great either. There is almost no customization and extra skins can’t be added either. But the default skins were pretty good and co-incidentally I found my previous skin in the provided ones. Secondly, with my boards up in the next few months I obviously can’t waste my time searching for a host and installing mods on my blog .

I don’t think I’ll be much active from now on as my Half Yearly exams went real bad and I don’t wanna screw up the pre-boards. So guys bear with my slow and reaer postings which can go as far as once in 10-12 days.